Buckwheat Pillows

QUALITY BUCKWHEAT PILLOW

     A quality buckwheat pillow is the most economical choice in todays poor economy where money is really tight. I know this runs counter to your first thoughts which probably run something like “I know cheap things don’t generally last very long, but it’l do until things pick up, and then I can afford to buy a really good one which will perform a lot better as well as last much longer”. However, there’s a fly in the ointment.

     Even the most optimistic economists are saying that this will be a long, slow recovery. Many are questioning whether we will ever be able to fully recover. My view is that buying a cheap imported buckwheat pillow is the wrong choice to make in this economic atmosphere. By investing in the best quality buckwheat pillow you can purchase, it will carry you through for the long haul, and you will save far more money than you would have if you had to replace that cheap pillow every time it fell apart.

     The satisfaction won’t come only from all the money you’ll save, but also in the greater comfort and service it will provide. This lesson applies not only to buckwheat pillows, but to any purchases you must make in these economic doldrums. Quality and length of service should be the determining factors in making purchases to be economically wise.

MY WORD IS MY BOND

6. But what if my mother comes up with some off the wall reason that she just doesn’t want a buckwheat pillow because, for example, she’s superstitious, and believes her hair will fall out if she sleeps on any form of pillow other than a stuffed dead cat? Then what?

A. If your mother gives you that reason for not wanting a buckwheat pillow, then I would lovingly stroke her hair and tell her that you certainly would not want to see her hair fall out, but that you would still love her even if it did.

 Then return the pillow to me (assuming you bought it from me), But don’t tell me the reason, because I am prone to laughing, and I wouldn’t want to die from laughing, at least not just yet.

Buckwheat Glory.com (that would be me) provides a one full year money back guarantee, no questions asked, if for ANY reason you are not satisfied with your Buckwheat Glory.com buckwheat pillow, just return it for a full purchase price money return. Just be sure you call first to get return instructions.

Then go to a taxidermist with a roadkill cat and a bag of organic, N American grown, triple vacuumed hypoallergenic buckwheat hulls, and instruct them to make your mother a kitty cat buckwheat pillow with a concealed nylon zipper. You’d probably best not tell your mother that it is filled with buckwheat hulls instead of kitty gu…..s, as that may not suit her. Good luck.

This is my final answer to all the reasons (excuses) for not buying your mother a buckwheat pillow for mothers day, or any other person or day, for that matter.

5. I hear buckwheat pillows can aggrevate allergies and asthma.

A. Again, the key word is “quality”. Cheap, usually imported buckwheat pillows may actually do these things, because they usually have not been triple vacuumed to remove flour and foreign matter.

 A very low percentage of people are allergic to buckwheat flour, about 3%. Quality buckwheat pillows have been triple vacuumed to remove any traces of buckwheat flour, and are considered hypoallergenic ( not supportive of allergies).

So, just by sticking with quality  buckwheat pillows, you will be getting organic, handmade, triple vacuumed, hypoallergenic buckwheat pillows

BUCKWHEAT HYPOALLERGENIC PILLOWS

made of N. American grown products. That’s how you solve that problem. If the product description doesn’t tout these features, you can be sure they don’t have them.

Next bogus reason not to buy a buckwheat pillow?

ABSOLUTE SLEEPING COMFORT

3. They might not be found comfortable enough.

A. Considering that the number 1 reason given for buying a buckwheat pillow is that buckwheat pillows provide the most comfortable sleeping experience of any known type of pillow, this reason gets absolutely no traction.

Anyone trying this excuse just hasn’t done their homework.

MOST ECONOMICAL PILLOW

2. Buckwheat pillows are too expensive.

A. There are cheap pillows, and there are quality pillows. This is true of both conventional pillows and buckwheat pillows. A cheap conventional foam or feather pillow is a poor investment, as is a cheap buckwheat pillow. A quality buckwheat pillow costs about the same as a quality conventional pillow.

However, a quality buckwheat pillow is far more economical in the long run, because all conventional pillows are subject to dust mite infestations unless they have been either plasticized or chemically treated. Both of these procedures produce toxins which would be breathed in all night.

Health experts recommend dust mite infested pillows be replaced periodically , ideally every six months. Quality buckwheat pillows which have been triple vacuumed to remove traces of flour and foreign matter are not subject to dust mite infestations, and will easily last 15 years or more. The malleability factor, which is what produces the incomparable comfort of a buckwheat pillow, actually improves with use. Only the cheap imported buckwheat pillows that are not triple vacuumed might support dust mites, so bottom line, quality buckwheat pillows are far more economical than conventional pillows over time. So much for that excuse.

FATHERLY ADVICE

Reasons (excuses) for not buying a buckwheat pillow for Mothers Day – followed by my answer. I thought I’d do a series of blog posts on this subject. Of course these excuses don’t apply only to Mother’s Day, and neither do my rebuttals.

1. She won’t know what a buckwheat pillow is, or what to do with it.

A. Everyone recognizes that a pillow shaped like a bed pillow and looking like a bed pillow, is most likely a bed pillow, and a bed pillow is placed on a bed to rest your head upon while sleeping.

Do you really want to infer that anyone you are related to, much less your mother, can’t figure this out? Heaven help you.