Buckwheat Pillows

Bring It On, Baby!!!

     A buckwheat pillow fight is not a fair fight (unless you’re the one with the buckwheat pillow). In a fight, the first one to deliver a knock out punch, is the one that wins, and believe me, if you are using a buckwheat pillow vs a conventional, you have a huge advantage, and you will be the winner.

 

     Now, I’m not talking about a literal, physical fight. That would be downright dangerous. You could be charged with murder, doing that. A king size can weigh upwards of 15 pounds. Rap somebody up along side the head with one of those, and you could do some serious damage.

 

     Now, I’m a lover, not a fighter – unless it comes to defending my buckwheat pillows. I’m referring to a rational, intellectual fight between someone advocating sleeping on a conventional foam or feather pillow, vs a buckwheat pillow advocate. That would be me. Bring it on, Baby.

 

     If I were promoting a buckwheat pillow fight, I’d give each round a name, rather than a number, okay? Let’s say we call the first round,” the comfort round”. Comfort is the absolute winning combination that is the universal trademark of quality buckwheat pillows world wide. That round would be won with a knockout – no contest. Of course the rules are a little different when it’s a pillow fight. The fight doesn’t end just because you got knocked out in the first round.

 

     The second round we’ll call “the money round”. At first, it looks like this one may end in a draw, because a quality buckwheat pillow will cost about the same as a quality conventional pillow. But wait, the buckwheat pillow will outlast the conventional one many times over. To start with, because of dust mite infestation, which is inherent to all conventional pillows, the experts recommend that conventional pillows be replaced periodically, some say every six months. Well, there goes the money round. Another knockout.

 

     Let’s call the third round “the health issue round”. Of course, right off the bat, those despicable dust mites again rear their ugly heads. Did you ever see a picture of those things? Ugh! The more dangerous issue is that of toxic fumes, especially from the foam filled pillows. Another source of toxicity can be if the conventional pillows have been either plasticized, or chemically treated, to resist those dust mites. I’d call that a technical knockout.

 

     I’d call the fourth round, “the therapeutic round”. Conventional pillows have little, if anything, to offer in their defense in this round. Whereas chiropractors are the moving force in my buckwheat pillow sales, for purely therapeutic reasons in providing relief to their patients in all sorts of ailments ranging from snoring to sleeping problems to migraine headaches to providing relief to our military wounded warriors. Looks like another knockout.

 

     Fifth round could be ”the green round”, as all our buckwheat pillows components are organic and hypoallergenic. Of course, some conventional pillows can be organic, but not the foam filled ones. I’d say the fifth round is won on points by the buckwheat pillows.

 

     Let’s see now, why don’t we call the sixth round “the adjust to your personal comfort level round”. I feel a big knock out brewing on this one. In one end of a quality buckwheat pillow is discreetly hidden a nylon zipper. This zipper allows you to pour out of, or pour into, your pillow, some buckwheat hulls. This adjusts the loft of the pillow, and also the malleability of it, to suit exactly your own particular comfort level. This particular feature is the piece de resistance of the entire pillow world. This really knocks the opponents right out of the ring.

 

     At this point, we have to call it off, because our opponent simply can not continue the fight. They have been soundly whipped, and can not get up off the mat. It is over. Finished.

 

     Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding. The ref is holding high the buckwheat pillow. The pillow fight is over. And by 5 knock outs and 1 decision, the buckwheat pillow is the undisputed champion of the pillow world, now holding the world champion title.

 

     This pillow fight was so fast and furious that we couldn’t really point out all the punches, but you can catch all the details by going to the Buckwheat Glory.com website and reading all about it. Admittedly, it was something of a lopsided fight, but that’s just how it goes when you’re up against the world champ.