Buckwheat Pillows

INDESCRIBABLE COMFORT

    My grandson-in-law was trying to describe to me how he slept on his buckwheat pillow. I couldn’t picture in my mind, what he was trying to describe, but I did understand what he was telling me. Does that sound like an oxymoron? Let me try to explain.

     Maybe he wasn’t good enough in his explanation, or perhaps I wasn’t good enough in my comprehension. However it didn’t really matter, as I had experienced the substance of what he was trying to explain from having slept on my own buckwheat pillow. So you can see why it really didn’t matter that I couldn’t totally understand his word picture that he was trying to paint.

     The important thing, in this case, was that I understood the concept before he even started trying to explain, simply because I had already had the same experience.

     He was trying to describe to me how uniquely his pillow fit his particular style of sleeping. I doubt there are any two people who position their head and neck exactly the same way on their buckwheat pillow. The pillow doesn’t dictate the position it’s used in, the individual does.

     This probably all seems rather irrelevant and somewhat boring if you’ve never experienced sleeping on a buckwheat pillow, but if you have, I’m sure you understand what I’m talking about. But right now I’m making the assumption that I’m writing for someone who hasn’t had this experience.

     How about I just get to the point, and confess that I find it almost impossible, just as my grandson-in-law did, to describe the intimate way that your head and neck can connect with, and be so comfortably supported by a mere pillow.

     Therein lies my biggest challenge. How in the world can I convey the luxurating quality of comfort produced by one of these pillows to someone who has not yet experienced it, when two people who have experienced it can not successfully describe it to each other? If I were ever able to accomplish that, I would be able to sell buckwheat pillows faster than I would be able to spend the profits made by selling them.

     To me, this is a quandary. How can I convince people to buy a product that I find impossible to adequately describe as to it’s indescribable sleeping comfort?

     My attempt at a solution to this is to give my money back guarantee of satisfaction. If you don’t find my pillows to be to your satisfaction, return them within thirty days, and I will return your money. At this point in time, that is my only solution. If you feel that is a fair offer, order your buckwheat pillows today.