Buckwheat Pillows

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6. But what if my mother comes up with some off the wall reason that she just doesn’t want a buckwheat pillow because, for example, she’s superstitious, and believes her hair will fall out if she sleeps on any form of pillow other than a stuffed dead cat? Then what?

A. If your mother gives you that reason for not wanting a buckwheat pillow, then I would lovingly stroke her hair and tell her that you certainly would not want to see her hair fall out, but that you would still love her even if it did.

 Then return the pillow to me (assuming you bought it from me), But don’t tell me the reason, because I am prone to laughing, and I wouldn’t want to die from laughing, at least not just yet.

Buckwheat Glory.com (that would be me) provides a one full year money back guarantee, no questions asked, if for ANY reason you are not satisfied with your Buckwheat Glory.com buckwheat pillow, just return it for a full purchase price money return. Just be sure you call first to get return instructions.

Then go to a taxidermist with a roadkill cat and a bag of organic, N American grown, triple vacuumed hypoallergenic buckwheat hulls, and instruct them to make your mother a kitty cat buckwheat pillow with a concealed nylon zipper. You’d probably best not tell your mother that it is filled with buckwheat hulls instead of kitty gu…..s, as that may not suit her. Good luck.

This is my final answer to all the reasons (excuses) for not buying your mother a buckwheat pillow for mothers day, or any other person or day, for that matter.