Buckwheat Pillows

Buckwheat Pillow

I’m not going to be the one to tell you what you’ll be, but you’ll be one if you don’t get a buckwheat pillow by the day after Mar. 31st.

If you haven’t figured out what you’ll be, after all these hints, then you just really may be one, but I’ll never tell. And, if you get your order in right away for a buckwheat pillow, even if you haven’t figured out what it is you’re going to be, no one will find it out, because I promise I won’t tell anyone.

If you really don’t know what you’ll be if you have not gotten a buckwheat pillow before the day after Mar. 31st, just include an email with your order for your buckwheat pillow to let me know that you don’t know what you’ll be, and I’ll send you an email back telling you what you would have been, had you not gotten your order in, in time to get your buckwheat pillow before the day after Mar. 31st.

If you don’t send in your order for a buckwheat pillow along with an email telling me you don’t know what you would have been, you may never know what you will, by that time, already have become. That would mean you will be one, and not know what you are. Wouldn’t it be terrible, not knowing what you are. Please don’t take that chance. Send in your order for a buckwheat pillow right away, so you don’t become one.

That way, at least you won’t be one, even if you don’t know what it was that you would have become. Happy April ______ Day.