Buckwheat Pillows

I’ll bet you’re wondering why you didn’t get a buckwheat pillow for Christmas. You probably don”t realize it”s your own fault. Don’t know why you didn’t get a buckwheat pillow for Christmas? It’s because you didn’t ask for one, now did you?

Do you realize most people don’t even know what a buckwheat pillow is? How do you expect someone to give you something for Christmas that they don’t even know exists?

You have to educate people - Tell them what a buckwheat pillow is - what it does - how it lets you sleep really well - how comfortable it is - how they should really have one - and most importantly, that you really, really, want one. That’s how you get someone to give you a buckwheat pillow for Christmas.

“Well, that’s really nice of you”, you say, “now that Christmas is over”. Sorry about that. Maybe you can think of someone who forgot to get you a Christmas present. Put them on a guilt trip, and then help them out by letting them know what you really wanted but didn’t get.

If that doesn’t work, don’t despair. Whatever you do, don’t wait until next Christmas, because you have a birthday coming before next Christmas. So start educating now. If you do a really good job of educating, who knows, you may even get it before your birthday.

Of course, since you do know what a buckwheat pillow is, and how happy someone would be after they slept on one, even if they don’t know what one is now, what better way would there be for you to educate someone about the wonderful qualities of a buckwheat pillow, than to buy one for them for their birthday, or anniversary, or whatever. Education can be a wonderful gift - if it’s a buckwheat pillow.